A blonde walks in to an electrical store...

And asks to buy the TV in the window. The manager refuses to sell it to her and when she asks why he replies 'because your blonde'.
The next week she dyes her hair red and returns to the store to buy the TV but once again the manager refuses to sell it to her because she is blonde.
She leaves again wondering how he knew she was blonde and decided drastic measures needed to be taken.
The blonde dyes her hair black and goes back to the shop to buy the TV but the manager refuses again else she is blonde.
After hearing this the blonde bursts out crying and demands to know why even after dying her hair 2 different colors he still won't sell her the TV.

The manager slowly explains to her that it is a microwave.

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