Two blondes and a brunette are walking down the street...

Two blondes and a brunette are walking down the street when a bird poos on one of the blondes. The brunette says "I'll get some toilet paper" and runs off. The other blonde laughs and says, "what an idiot, the bird will be miles away by the time she's back."

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