Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Two guys go to the beach for the weekend.

The first guy, Donnie, is getting looks from gi...

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running away from a insane killer.

After some time running the brunette spots a ba...

Two blondes are walking through the woods...

...when they come across a set of tracks.

"Tho...

Three men work construction on a skyscraper

The three men have all been packed the same lun...

A killer jigsaw puzzle...

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please ...

Three women are on death row...

and about to be executed. One's a brunette, one...

A body builder takes off his shirt.

A blonde says, "Wow, what a great chest you hav...

2 blondes

A blonde was driving home when she was pulled o...

A blind farmer walks into a female biker club...

A blind farmer walks into a female biker club a...

Three women worked in the same office...

Three women worked in the same office with the ...

The Smart Blonde

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each ...

A psychopath teaches a blonde how to play Russian Roulette

He tells her you take the gun, put one bullet i...

2 blondes are hammering nails into the side of a garage...

One of them has a problem. She holds each nail...

A blonde visits the library.

She walks over to the far corner, where one of ...

A blonde approaches Einstein ...

A blonde approaches Einstein and boldly says; "...

A blonde goes to the doctor

The doctor pulls out the x-rays but before he c...

A woman with blonde hair walks into an electronics store...

And gestures over a store employee.

"I want ...

Einstein was seated next to a blonde woman in a bus

Einstein said "Hey, let's play a game. I'll ask...

Two blondes at a bus stop

Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. One take...

A blond was pulled over

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in he...

sometime in the [near?] future... (blonde joke)

love richards is giving president machelle (who...

Blonde

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the li...