Two blondes are walking through the woods...

...when they come across a set of tracks.

"Those are rabbit tracks!" points out the first blonde.

"No, they're deer tracks," replies the other.

"Rabbit tracks!"

"Deer tracks!"

And they were still arguing when the train hit them.

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