Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A BLONDE & HER TWO COATS....

While her husband was at work, a blonde decided...

How did the blonde die in the shower?

She followed the instructions on her shampoo: L...

A new take on an old joke


A blonde goes into the nail salon with her iwa...

What did the blonde's mom say before the blonde's date?

If you are not in bed by 12, come home.

2 Priests go to the beach...

Vacationing in Hawaii, two priests decide to we...

A Blonde Asks For A Loan

A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before ...

Breast Feeding

A blonde woman is walking down the street, with...

BLONDE'S STARTING SALARY

A boss tells a blonde applicant, "I'll give you...

A blonde walks into a bar.

Forever bumping her head.

girlfriend flirting then wife

Mike, to a blonde at the bar: “It’s rude to int...

3 Blondes Fishing

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a rive...

Natural Blonde

Natural Blonde New paint store just opened up b...

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde...

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are being c...

So a blind man walks into a bar..

The blind man sits down, thinking he'd break th...

Blonde goes to see her doctor...

Blonde - Doctor please help, it hurts everywher...

A blonde goes to a doctor...

"Doctor, doctor! When I press my body, it hurts...

A blonde lady driving.

A blonde lady is driving and pulled over by a b...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can't fit the blonde in the bowling ball

Two blondes talking to each other...

One asks the other, "Which one do you think is ...

Carol, a blonde city girl, marries a Cornish dairy farmer.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cow...