Two guys go to the beach for the weekend.

The first guy, Donnie, is getting looks from girls all day long, while Jimmy is ignored. Jimmy is completely blown away by this. They are both about the same size, with similar features. How could Donnie be so much more attractive. They could barely walk anywhere without some hot blonde in a bikini biting her lip and smiling at Donnie while she looked him up and down. By the end of the day Donnie had five of their numbers.

That night, after a few drinks, Jimmy finally has enough and asks Donnie "what's the deal, man? I'm as good looking as you, but for some reason all of the girls all day were throwing themselves at you all day and completely ignoring me. Am I really that ugly?"

"No, man," Donnie replied. "This is a little embarrassing, but I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. When I go to the beach, what I do is I put a banana in my swimsuit. Girls can't keep their eyes off of me. That's it."

"That's it?" Jimmy says, aghast. "It's so simple!"

"Try it tomorrow." Donnie suggests, "and let's see who can get the most numbers. I bet you'll win."

So the next day, they split up and go back to the beach. Jimmy slips the banana in his swimsuit and starts to stroll down the beach, smiling at all of the ladies along the way. To his surprise, the chicks all seem more repulsed with him than they did before. He gets looks of disgust, or gets laughed at by just about every girl he sees. A few girls even scream and run away from him as he tries to ask them for his number.

Completely crestfallen, Jimmy meets up with Donnie later and explains to him what happened.

"So what do you think happened?" Jimmy asks.

Donnie looks Jimmy up and down. "Oh..."

"What?"

"I forgot to tell you, dude." Donnie says. "You got to put the banana in the front of the swimsuit."