Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde girl asked her boyfriend...

... If he knows how to repair laptops, he said ...

a blonde and a helicopter...

a blonde was taking helicopter lessons when the...

A blonde walks into a library

She goes up to the librarian at the counter and...

One day a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were being chased by the police.


The girls decided to go up 3 different trees a...

There was once a blonde woman.

There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Det...

In The Woods.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were walkin...

First class won't go to Detroit!!

There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Det...

Three blondes are walking through a forest...

...when they spot tracks on the ground.

The f...

So a blonde walks into a electronics store

She says "can I buy this TV"
The clerk says no,...

Blondes

A young blonde woman is distraught because she ...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead discover a magic mirror...

The mirror displays a message, stating that it ...

A blonde walks into a bar...

She requests a drink, club soda the rocks, a...

A man goes to a psychiatrist complaining of insomnia...

He says "Doc, I just can't sleep! The first hal...

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito will stop sucking after you slap it

Talking to a blonde at the bar last night (My favorite joke)

So I was at the bar last night and I saw this b...

A blonde Girl wants to tell her two horses apart

She is quite distressed. So the farmer next doo...

What does a blonde playing the drums sound like?

Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Pulls her pants up and goes home.

Passenger profiled on airplane flight for doing math.

I want to know if the profiler is a blonde? Fem...

Two teenage girls and their dad live in a small village

A blonde, younger girl and an older brunette I...

Blonde and brunette are stuck in elevator...

Blonde starts yelling HELP HELP
Brunete: it is ...