The three men have all been packed the same lunch for a month straight.
The brunette opens his lunchbox "Seriously!? Pizza again? If my wife packs this one more time, I swear I'm jumping off this building"
The red head opens his too "Gah, spaghetti once more! I'm with you. I'm jumping tomorrow if it happens again"
The blonde opens up to a PBJ sandwich "Yea, same here. Count me in."
The next day arrives and all 3 men receive the same lunch, so they jump to their death. The funeral is held the next day, with the brunette and red heads' wives in tears. Both exclaiming that if they only knew, they would have packed something different and they would still be alive. The women notice the wife of the blonde, standing there and not shedding a tear.
They ask the wife of the blonde "How can you not be upset? Your husband is dead because he kept getting the same food"
The wife of the blonde replies "Don't look at me. He packed his own lunch"
Edit: Yes, so so dirty, Reddit
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