A blind farmer walks into a female biker club...

A blind farmer walks into a female biker club and ask the bartender if she wants to hear a blonde joke. The bartender carefully reminds the farmer that a lot of people here are blondes and everyone here is armed with baseball bats, pistols, and shotguns, and that the bodyguard is armed with a machine gun. "Ah I don't even want to say the joke anyways," the farmer responds. "I'd have to repeat the joke five times before you guys even get it."

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