A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running away from a insane killer.

After some time running the brunette spots a barn.

They all run into the barn to find there's only three big brown burlap sacks to hide in.

The redhead says "follow my lead" and jumps into one of the sacks.
The other girls jump into theirs too.

Soon after, the killer runs in and seems a bit confused...
until he spots the burlap sacks.

"I gotcha now" he says

he walks up to the sack that the redhead is in and kicks it.

"RUFF BARK RUFF"

"dumb dog" he says and walks over to the sack with the brunette in it.
He gives it a good kick this time.

"MEOW MEOW"

"stupid cat" he says and then walks over the the sack with blonde in it.

He gives this sack another good kick this time.

"POTATOES"

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