Christmas Carols


A teacher in Atlanta asked her students to write the words to their favorite Christmas Carols.


She probably got fired for mentioning Christmas in school. Anyway here are some of the humorous lines she received:


Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly


We three kings of porridge and tar


On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me


Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.


He's makin a list, chicken and rice.


Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.


With the jelly toast proclaim


Olive, the other reindeer. (All of the other reindeer)


Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say


Sleep in heavenly peas


In the meadow we can build a snowman, then pretend that he is sparse and brown


You'll go down in listerine


Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay


O come, froggy faithful

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