Easy Ways to Say No
I'd love to, but...
1 I have to floss my cat...
Ferret Jokes
I'd Love To But...(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of g...
Rodents in Transit
A few quick notes from "The Age" by Bill Flick...
Ponderables
A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor...
Christmas Carols
A teacher in Atlanta asked her students to wri...
Computer Definitions
[Computer definitions courtesy of my father th...
Evil Overlord Handbook Part Six
51. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I w...
Excuses- Part 1
Here are some excuses for if someone asks you t...
Useless Facts #1
1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and ...
What is a ferret funeral?
Serious business
Old joke. New setting.
A backpacker is walking through a town when all...
If I ever become an evil overlord
1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with ...