Translated from Polish.
3 men want to cross the bridge. The troll says to go off and come back with their favourite plant.
The first man comes back with a tulip. The troll tells the man to shove it up his ass. He does, then crosses the bridge.
The second man comes back with a rose. The troll tells him to shove it up his ass. The man starts laughing and crying simultaneously.
The troll asks, "Why are you crying?"
"Because the thorns hurt," the man responds.
"Then why are you laughing?"
"The third man is bringing a cactus."
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