Horse Jokes

Horse Jokes

Tell Two Horses Apart


A blonde bought two horses, and could never re...

Ventriloquist Cowboy


A ventriloquist cowboy walks onto a ranch...
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Put it back in the horse!...


Put it back in the horse!


- H. Allen Smith, ...

TWO AUBURN GRADS


Two Auburn grads had bought a couple of horses...

Gabage men& horses


Q:Where do the garbage men take their horse?
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Your horse wears shoes, but


Your horse wears shoes, but you don't.It doesn...

Marry Farmer Jones


Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was s...

What Happened in Tex


A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloo...

Chicken and Horse


A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow...

Getting revenge with marriage


Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was ...

Wednesday


Q. a guy went into town on wenesday slept 3 ni...

Horse Pun


Jake Styles had just bought a farmhouse in the...

Pink Horse & a Purple Elephant

What do you do if there is a pink horse and a p...

Need a BMW


A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow....

Little boy'


A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow....

The Pastor's Last Stand


A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day w...

Near Death Experience


Not to long ago a blonde woman I know had a ne...

Seeing a child in need


One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoor...

Redneck quickies 26


You might be a rednack if...


You've ever wor...

Correction


Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schi...

Penpal Virus


(Jokeindex.com note: Hey, I know it's not a jo...

Horse Sense


An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car i...

Beckham


David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Alth...

Go, Silver, Go!


A man was driving his truck down an old countr...

BLESSINGS


Charlie was a regular visitor at the racetrack...