Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

Question: Why did the chicken run away from...

Question: Why did the chicken run away from hom...

So poor...


Your family is so poor, they go to kentucky fr...

I think that I'm a chicken

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I ...

The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees


[San Jose Mercury News]


An unidentified man,...

The filthy parrot

There's this fellow with a parrot. And the par...

To get to the car accident on the other side


Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
...

Chicken Corn


Whats a chickens favorite corn??? Give up???

...

New Chicken Farmer


A city slicker moves to the country and decide...

The chicken


why did the chiken cross the park?
to get to ...

KFC


Your Momma is so fat she went to KFC she asked...

A Jewish Parrot


Three Jewish sons left home, went out on their...

The Parrot


There's this fella with a parrot. And this par...

You have ever come home


You have ever come home and heard a ruckus in ...

Meet the Schitt Family!


Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and ...

The Chicken and The Egg


A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one nig...

Col. Saunders was lying on


Col. Saunders was lying on his death bed and a...

Rooster and Chicken


Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: He ...

Blonde cook book

Monday: Now home from our honeymoon and settled...

Chicken...Underwear


Why don't chickens wear underwear?
Because th...

Peck peck peck


Q: What goes "Peck, Peck, Peck, Boom"?


A: Ch...

Chicken and Horse


A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow...

Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?

A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.

Chicken Little only has to


Chicken Little only has to be right once.

Meat or Vegetables?


Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more frui...

Playing Chicken


In December, Leonard Oak, 51, was convicted of...