Plant Jokes

Plant Jokes

I was proud


"I was proud the other day when both Republica...

Titanic Vs. Clinton


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Custody


A man and his young wife were in divorce court...

Johnny's thinking


One day in class the teacher brought a bag ful...

Sick and Pompous General


The general was confined to the military hospi...

Rose tattoo


Two elderly women were in a beauty parlor gett...

Question to Dad


One day, A girl asked her father why her name ...

Redneck quickies 38


You might be a redneck if...


You think "Coun...

Body building


An apple always wanted to be strong.so he


w...

Computer Terminology...


Computer Terminology...


486: The average IQ...

Bin Laden's Surprise


After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama ...

Shakespearean Humor


Tired of the overuse of four-letter words? He...

Memory Doctor


As my elderly aunt and uncle strolled downtown...

When asked for her occupation,


When asked for her occupation, a woman charged...

Noted Doughboy Dies


Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, die...

Knock Knock 186


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Vic!
Vic who?
Vic...

Ways to be annoying in computer labs


21. Draw a pictue of a woman (or man) on a pie...

3 men on a plane


Okay, so there was three men on a plane and th...

'twas the night before impeachment


[surprisingly bi-partisan]'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFO...

Alabama's Windows XP


Windows XP may have accidentally been shipped ...

Dog Plants


The teacher was telling the class about plants...

Moles


Way back in the country one morning, Papa Mole...

Redneck quickies 1


You might be a redneck if...More than one livi...

Pie


What's really good on cherry pie and really ba...

The war


For those who are complaining about how long t...