Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

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Customer: "Your sound card is defective and I ...

The Pillar and the Pole


The Sunday School teacher described how Lot's ...

Do Not Interrupt


Teacher: Julie, please give me a sentence star...

John Kerry Fan


A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her cla...

Ladies first

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a c...

The abc


Once there was a boy and the teacher told him ...

Little Johnny at School.


The teacher says, "children, today i will ask ...

The homework schedule


Here is an explanation of the school homework ...

Yo mama is so fat


Yo moma amd dady so fat in high school the tea...

Having a baby.


The room was full of pregnant women and their ...

Little Johnny "Definetly"""


One day at school a teacher asked her 1rst gra...

Why did the teacher have to were sunglasses in school?

Q. Why did the teacher have to were sunglasses ...

Johnny's thinking


One day in class the teacher brought a bag ful...

George W. Bush


Is a stupid, bad-mouthed, extremely rich Repub...

Show and Tell...

The teacher asked the students to bring one ele...

Old and Contagious

Little Leroy was starting his first day of thir...

Abc's


Once upon a time there was a kid in the 2nd gr...

the war on, um, drugs...


A Colorado Springs, Colo., school district say...

Bad report card


On a bad school report, the teacher reported, ...

Boots


Did you hear about the teacher who was helping...

History


A lesson of history. The teacher ask the kids:...

Biology Test


Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mar...

Proud to be a Democrat

A first grade teacher in the conservative Midwe...

Jeffrey Fuckhour


A kid walked into his new classroom, and the t...

What Would You Say?


Tragically, three friends die in a car crash, ...