A man has three daughters. one daughter comes up to him daddy why did you name me daisey. he replies because when you were born I say a daisey. The second daughter comes up to him daddy why did you name tulip. The father replies" sweety I named you tulip because when you were born I saw a tulip." Finally the third daughter comes up daddy wy yo nme em. The father spoke up " Shut up cinder block"
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