One day little Jimmy hears that girls have a vagina. Knowing that it's different than his equipment, he goes to see his wise father.
"Daddy," little Jimmy starts, "what's a vagina look like?"
"Well son..." his father pauses thinking, "before sex, it looks like a beautiful unopened flower"
Jimmy absorbs this knowledge thinking of the tulip buds in his mother's garden, then asks "then what does it look like after sex, daddy?"
His father looks at him and says, "well son, then it resembles a bulldog eating mayonnaise"
Repost from earlier because I spell like a twat.
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