Knock Knock - Theresa who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa wh...
Animal Jokes
The "real story" of the three bears..
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and th...
Moving Out from the Ex
She spent the first day packing her belongings...
Farm Trucks
Why Farm Trucks Are Never StolenThey have a ra...
Breeding
What do you get when you breed a cow and a
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Skipped Church Lately?
One day this Preacher decided that he would sk...
Is There a Santa Claus? An Engineering Analysis
As a result of an overwhelming lack of request...
Question: Why did the chicken run away from...
Question: Why did the chicken run away from hom...
Things learned from children...
Some things I've learned from my children:
S...
Buffalo in Wyoming
A woman was worried whether or not her dead hus...
Mother tells son how
"Mom, how did I get my name?" asked a boy "I n...
Sandwhichs at lunch time
There were three guys (black, white, mexican) ...
Rover the Brick
A policeman is walking down the road when he s...
Bad Taste
A guy opens his packed lunch that his wife mad...
Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035
Ozone created by electric cars now killing mil...
Pregnant Lady
One day a pregnant lady that was expecting tri...
Tell Two Horses Apart
A blonde bought two horses, and could never re...
Black Sheep
A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Af...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for...
"I have a dilexic friend named "Bob" he spelles...
"I have a dilexic friend named "Bob" he spelle...
Ghost dog in bar
One night, after closing time a barman is sitt...
Bear in Bar
A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender ...
Man can climb the highest mountain, swim the...
Man can climb the highest mountain, swim the w...
Reindeer Riddles
Q: What do you call a blind reindeer?
A: No e...
New comers
Two women from england moved to America. They ...