Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?
His diet was krill-in him.
Whale Jokes
[oc] What do you call a 100 year old whale?
A hunchback whale.
Beached whale
Today I got in trouble at work for throwing wat...
Why was the killer whale fired from his restaurant job?
Because he didn't serve a porpoise...
So you wanna learn to speak with an Irish accent do you?
Whale oil beef hooked.
If you weigh a whale at a whale weigh station, where do you weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.
A genie eh....
Walking through the Sahara a man stumbles upon ...
Need Help with a Vaguely Remembered Joke (Everyone Knows Joe)
This is going to sound insane, but here goes.
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Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?
We're not sure, its a deep subject....
An old man goes to sea world (a crankd87 original)
One day an old man walks into sea world all by ...
Two whales in the sea
One whale says, "BOY, am I hungry!"
The other ...
Knock knock. Who's there?
BRAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUWWWWWWWW...
A blonde was having a conversation with an elephant, a pufferfish, and a fox...
The blonde said to the elephant, "If the puffer...
So a pirate walks into a grocery store...
And he asks for blubber. The clerk is amazed t...
How do you get a whale off a beach?
A whale-barrow!
Did you here about the dead whale that washed up onshore?
Apparently it had HIV.............................
beluga whale backstroke and blowing water
http://youtu.be/M6f1vovJTP4
How much will a pirate's hook and a whale tooth peg cost you?
An arm and a leg.
What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
My girlfriend asked me if I had a secret pet name for her.
Judging by the look on her face, 'sperm
whale' ...
Knock knock....
Knock knock....
Who's there?....
Whale....
W...
What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and sh...
Three guys are stuck on an island...
and they come across a magic lamp. One of the ...
What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here?
Pl...