One day an old man walks into sea world all by himself. He doesn't get much human interaction since his wife passed away so he goes up to a trainer to chat. "You know, I would love to hear your best shamu story, if you don't mind. My wife and I loved to come here together shd it would make this old man's day just to hear a good one". The trainer proceeds to say "oh man I've got a good one that happened just yesterday. I was over here cleaning the deck by shamu's tank. He was swimming around having a good old time when all of a sudden I heard this WHOOO WHOOO, and down comes crashing this bundle of feathers just covered in tree sap. WHOOO WHOO it kept crying out, then something amazing happened. Shamu dashes to the edge of the tank and starts showering the thing with water from its blow hole. Next thing you know, the bird spreads it's wings and begins to fly away, but not before giving shamu a wink and a nod." Really? That's amazing", the old man said. "Oh that's not it. It gets better" said the trainer. "The hooting bird was only flying fir a second before it landed right over there by that tree, just under that buzzing hive. Out spotted one of the workers had fallen out of the hive and got stuck on a drop of tree sap too. The bird was had been there so it proceeded to use is beak to gently pry each leg free for the insect. At that point it started to fly back to the hive but not before tipping its antenna back at the bird who also flew away... After the story the old man was astonished. "So your telling me, shamus saved a bird who winked back at him and in turn saved a bug who tips his agenda back at him?" The trainer says "yup". The old man said "whale owl bee... I can't believe it!"
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