Walking through the Sahara a man stumbles upon a peculiar lamp. The man immediately assumes this lamp is magical and begins to rub, and to his surprise it worked and a genie appeared.
To the mans delight he immediately asks how many wishes he gets and to this the genie replied "you will receive 3 wishes, but just remember your ex-wife gets twice"
The man looked a little puzzled but he was so excited that all his wildest fantasies were about to come true that he made his first wish right away.
Man "well first thing I want is 50 million dollars!!!"
Genie "your wish is my command, and for your ex wife she will receive 100 million dollars"
The man was kind of bitter for a moment but was still elated for his new fortune.
Man "Genie I want to make my second wish, I would like my own island, complete with a resort, personal staff, yhat, and pet blue whale"
Genie "your wish is my command, and for your ex wife she will receive 2 islands, with 2 resorts, 2x as many personal staff, 2 yhats and 2 pet blue whales"
At this point the man really felt his blood boiling. He was red faced and furious.
Man " ok genie I got just the wish, I wish for your to beat me half to death"
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