How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale?
4 skin divers
Whale Jokes
What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?
You didn't pop out of a toaster.
Why did the shark go to the doctors?
Because he didn't feel very whale
Did you hear about the whale that went to the party?
He was killer.
How do you circumcised a whale?
Four skin divers
Hey baby, are you a whale?
because we can humpback at my place. ;)
I can get into aquariums for free, because I donated a whale!
I guess my ex's sister was useful for something...
I got free admission for life at SeaWorld
For being an Orca Whale.
An Irish elocution lesson
Say the following words together quickly:
Whal...
A whale performs a La Roux cover......
"Mmmmmmmmmm.......I'm goin' in for the krill"
Do you know what Pinocchio and your dad have in common?
They were both inside a whale.
The Moth Joke
So a moth goes into a podiatrists office.
"Com...
I hate whales
I was out at sea and a whale almost destroyed m...
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
One of those trendy avant chefs offered to cook me whale today. I said, please don't...
That would make me blubber!
I don't know why there has been all this hate lately about trophy hunting exotic animals...
As a guy, on a couple of drunken nights I have ...
Two whales walk into a bar...
The first whale says oooOOOOoOooOOoOoooOOOOoOoO...
A trans woman is about to win $1,000,000 on a game show...
if she can answer the final question correctly....
One whale says to the other:
"Wooooohooooooomooooooooooooooooowoooooooooooon...
The Whale was uneasy.
"I'm afraid Jonah is not satisfied with his acc...
I told my friends this story about an orca...
It was a killer whale of a time
Wha do you call when a whale gets circumcised?
A huge disappointment.
Edit: give me a T!
Did you hear the one about the man who got swallowed by a whale?
Turns out he survived by running all the way to...