What did the hungry whale do?
He bit the tail off a submarine and sucked out ...
Whale Jokes
How do you circumcise a whale?
Send down four skin-divers
Two whales are swimming along...
One whale turns his friend and says "OOOOOOOOOO...
I thought that whale movie was super offensive....
...because of all those actors in Blackfish.
Like Captain Ahab, I have my own white whale.
But I have no one else to blame, I'm the one wh...
A joke this subreddit will love
What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth? Wh...
What do you call a promiscuous fat woman?
A sperm whale.
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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale walk into a restaurant...
The Priest says: "I'll have the pork, it always...
How to sound Irish on St. Patrick's day
Whale
Oil
Beef
Hooked
Now say it very fast
Worst Joke Ever
Two whales are sitting in a bar and one whale s...
An old ugly wife is looking in the mirror...
Listing all the things wrong with her old flabb...
Why was the whale lonely after his date?
The other whale didn't humpback.
After decades of study, scientists finally decode whale song.
"Moo. Moo. Moooooooooo. Moo."
Two whales are swimming in the ocean. One whale opens his mouth and says "BEEEEEOOOOOOUUUUUUUGAA BOOOOOOUUUUAAAAAAAAEEEOOOOH"
The other whale turns to him and says "Dude you...
A whale walks into a bar and sits down.
Then your mom orders a drink.
Chuck Norris easily won the Iditarod dog sled race by pulling a sled load of 16 dogs, 800 pounds of supplies and with a dead sperm whale chained behind it.
Chuck Norris easily won the Iditarod dog sled r...
What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?
What's the moral of the story about Jonah and t...
What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?
What's the moral of the story about Jonah and t...
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret?
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep ...
Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he...
What kind of whale flies?
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!
Why did the whale like the diver?
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he ha...
What is a whale's favorite TV show?
What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of H...
Why did the whale cross the road ?
Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to th...
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of...