One whale says, "BOY, am I hungry!"
The other says, "Sailors, in the distance you'll see!"
They swim over yonder
They blow their holes and the sailors are gonners.
Amidst in the ocean
One whale makes a motion
"Let's swallow them up!" says one whale to the other
"Oh no not me, brother."
"Why not, they're delicious."
"Well, my sexuality would be suspicious!"
"...I'll blow these sailors, no matter where or when."
"...But gosh darnit if I'll swallow the seamen! That seems like a sin."
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