The blonde said to the elephant, "If the pufferfish was a human he would be a Muslim, because he just loves to blow himself up." The elephant broke out laughing but the blonde cut him off and said to the pufferfish, "I don't know why he's laughing, if he was a human he would be a Jew, and I think he nose why." The pufferfish was now laughing uncontrollably, and the fox who was also with them realising he would be next if he didn't say something - said to the blonde, "If you were an animal you would be a whale, always wet, moaning, and ready to blow."
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