Dave Barry On College
College is basically a bunch of rooms where yo...
Whale Jokes
Circumcisional Evidence
How do you circumcisce a whale?
With four ski...
A conversation
Husband: I hear that fish is good for our brai...
A whale rosted
yo momma is so fat a whale started singing w...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he ...
Whales
What did the whale spread on his toast?
Jell...
You think your day is bad!!!
Maybe we should send some minties to these peo...
We are family
yo mamma is so fat that when she jumped in the...
Crazy Laws in California
-Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
-Ani...
Question and Answer Animal Jokes
I know this isn't too funny, but it's one of th...
Biology Class
In biology class the teacher asks, "Can anyone ...
Yo Momma's So Fat...
Yo Momma's So Fat...
When she crosses the bo...
Marriages Made In . . . .?
If Ida Lupino married George Wendt, then divorc...
No Pushing!
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he p...
Cruise
What do you do when you're lonely on an Alaskan...
All New "12 Days"
On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed ...
Weird Facts VIII
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
You...
Whale's Teeth
Where do whales go to get their teeth checked?
...
How do you circumcise a whale?
4 skin divers.
If I hear one more pun about whale food...
I'm gonna krill myself.
I come from a town where you have to keep a whale on you at all times.
If you don't, they issue you a cetacean.
Whale junior: Dad, where did I come from?
Papa whale: From my penis.
Whale junior: Umm t...
What's the difference between a blue whale and a sperm whale?
Depends on if she lets me nut or not.
What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?
A whale with a table taped to it.
What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?
Krill Bream.