Whale Jokes

Whale Jokes

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get...

How do you weigh a whale?

How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

A whale is always right

Whale, whale, whale...look who was right again.
 

Hello to you too

Q: What is every whale's favorite greeting?
A: ...

Whale Greeting

Whale hello there!

Marine Dog

Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?
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Love as Big as a Whale

Q: What did the whale say to his girlfriend on ...