Why was the whale afraid of elevators?
He was claustrophobic.
Whale Jokes
A feminist is seen bathing on the beach
Oh wait, just a beached whale
What do you call a fat girl that committed a murder?
Killer Whale.
Yo momma is so fat
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the be...
What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?
It breaks the ice...Hi, i'm (insert name)
My friend went whale watching the other day...
I didn't know people were paying to take pictur...
What do you call a fat female assassin?
A killer whale.
A priest, a rabbi, and a whale walk into a bar...
They walk up to the bar and find a seat. The pr...
What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?
Whale-Kin
How do you circumcise a whale?
Four skin divers.
How do you circumcise a whale?
Send down foreskin divers...
I went to a party as a pirate (oc)
I went to a party as a pirate and met a girl dr...
How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?
Marry a net maker
From where did the sperm whale get it's name?
Ask your grandparents.
Two whales are sitting at a bar.
One of them suddenly says: "Mmmwaaaaaaaooooomm!...
what do you call a whale that mates constantly?
your girlfreind
How many people does it take to circumcise a whale?
Foreskin divers
I took my kids to the aquarium.
"If you get really close to the glass maybe the...
How do you catch a whale?
You wait until last call and use a good pick up...
What whale has the most babies?
A Sperm Whale
What does a sperm whale say after getting a massage? (NSFW)
You're whale-cum!
Did you hear Sea World is removing their Orca attraction?
Whale it's about time!
A whale and a wave make a bet. (Just made this up.)
The whale says to the wave, "I bet I could beat...
What did one beached whale say to the other beached whale?
Long time no sea