Three guys are stuck on an island...

and they come across a magic lamp. One of the guys rubs the lamp and a genie pops out and says;

"since you freed me from this lamp Ill reward you all ... now jump off this cliff over here and shout the name of anything, and youll turn into it till you get home."

so the first guy jumps off and shouts "killer whale!" so he becomes a killer whale and swims home.

The scond guy jumps and shouts "Apache helicopter!" so he becomes an Apache helicopter and flys home.

The third guy starts running towards the cliff and right as he gets to the edge, he trips and shouts "Oh shit!"

(btw im loving all the international jokes that have been sprouting up on here recently keep em coming everyone :D!)

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