Where do you weigh a whale?
At a whale weigh station
Whale Jokes
Whale you be my Valentine?
Dolphinately
If a Hammerhead Shark met a Nail Tail Whale..
Would they..Hit it off?
Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?
Whale huntings legal
How do you circumcuse a whale?
You send four skin divers down to it
A whale asks his dad
"Dad where do I come from"
The father whale ...
What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?
A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Inte...
A son whale asks his father "Dad, where did I come from?"
"You come from your mother, son."
"Thanks, dad...
What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?
Cut out all that blubber and you can be more li...
A whale washed up dead the other day.
Sea men clogged up her throat.
So a moth goes into a podiatrists office.
Come in," says the podiatrist, "What's the prob...
How do you turn a fox into a whale?
Marry her.
Two men and a woman are stranded on an island
Two men and a woman are stranded on an island a...
How baby whales were made
Baby whale: Daddy, how was I made?
Dad: You cam...
Did You Hear About The Whale That Jumped On A Tourist Boat?
Environmentalists say it was a fluke!
I can make you speak Irish
Say "Whale oil beef hooked" quickly
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing! They just WAVED.
SEA what I did there...
A son Whale asks a father Whale "Where did I come from?"
The father Whale replies "From my penis"
The s...
Godzilla Walks into a Bar...
...and sees King Kong at the end of the bar dow...
TIL Humans eat more krill than whales.
I can't remember the last time I've eaten a whale.
2 whales
2 whales walk into a bar.
First whale says: ooo...
What do you call a cancerous femenist?
A land whale.
How to sound authentically Irish when bewildered, befuddled, confounded, or just generally in a tizzy.
Say this phrase: Whale oil beef hooked.
A whale dives into a bar...
and leaves with bernie sanders.