Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story...
Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and...
Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and...
His specialty is slow cooked meals.
Three snails come up and mug him. Later the cop...
After hours of effort he reached the top, jumpe...
"WEEEEEEEEEEEE"
A lion asked, "Why'd you do that?" The elephant...
Bach's turtle
So this guy got a job as an assistant at an aqu...
A goat was on his way to the meeting when a rot...
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged ...
A truck full of tortoises was struck by another...
(tur // tle)
Right where you left him.
Hint: take the 'f' out of "free" and the 'f' ou...
It's not like it could have gone very far.
What did the snail say when he climbed upon the...
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to ...
A man is invited to a fancy dress party.
Howe...
The boy asks, "Hey, mister! Want to help me cat...
A father and his son go to a pet store to buy a...
It had rigor-tortoise
And he gives it a go. He shoots all targets in ...