Turtle
Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in commo...
Turtle Jokes
A snails pace
A snail was crossing the road when all of a su...
Blonde and a turtle
What does a blonde and a turtle have in common...
Turtle Soup
A man walk into a restaraunt and asks the lady...
Lunch
A very drunk man goes into a bar and orders a ...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road?
A: To g...
Betcha $500
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle i...
Running
Rob is so slow that a turtle beat him in a rac...
Christmas Downsizing
The usual large flamboyant typeface associated...
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station!
A blonde and a turtle
what do a blonde and a turtle have in common w...
Two Snails
Two snails were standing on the side of the ro...
Silly Questions
1.If you throw a cat out of the window, does i...
Unanswered questions
If man evolved from apes why do we still have ...
your daddy so bold
your daddy so bold when he were's a turtle nec...
Unit Conversions
For those trying to figure out how to convert ...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitze...
I can Fly !
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to...
The Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to ...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle i...
To get to the Shell station!
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To g...
If a turtle didn't have
If a turtle didn't have a shell, would it be ...
Memory
An elephant is drinking out of a river when he...
Fast turtle
A guy walks into a bar holding a turtle.
Th...
Why do they lock gas
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are th...