A father and his son go to a pet store to buy a new pet.
The father asks his son what he wants as a pet.
The son decides and tells his father that he wants to get a turtle.
The turtle is small and about the size of a hot wheels car.
The father approves and they bring the turtle home.
The next day the son approaches his father and tells him that his turtle is bleeding and doesn't know why.
The father brings the turtle back to the pet store and tells them that the turtle is bleeding.
The pet store gives the father a new turtle.
When the father gets home, he gives the new turtle to his son.
When the son gets the turtle, the son proceeds to make vroom vroom sounds and takes the turtle for a ride like a hot wheels car.
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