Turtle Jokes

Turtle Jokes

Spirit bus

A college student named jayden was waiting for ...

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York

when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A polic...

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accident...

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stu...

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stu...

A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.

A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in...

Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?

Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweat...

Q.

Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a rid...

Turtle to turtle: Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?

Turtle to turtle: Don't ya just love the sound ...

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to c...

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but ...

Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle ...

Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.

Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle s...