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Turtle Jokes
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York
when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A polic...
The Elephant and the Turtle An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log.
The Elephant and the Turtle An elephant was dri...
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accident...
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stu...
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stu...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true...
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought George W.
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90...
In the middle of the forest, a turtle and a snail have a gruesome head-on collision.
In the middle of the forest, a turtle and a sna...
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in...
Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?
Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweat...
Q.
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a rid...
Turtle to turtle: Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?
Turtle to turtle: Don't ya just love the sound ...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle.
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtl...
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to c...
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but ...
Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?
Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle ...
Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.
Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle s...