Blonde and a Turtle
Q: Whats the similarity of a blonde and a turt...
Turtle Jokes
Turtle Soup
"Turtle Soup"
Waitress walks up to a man and...
Bart's Lines
On the television show "The Simpsons" Bart can...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows ...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle i...
YO MOMMA TURLRTE...
Yo Momma is like a turtle if she falls on her ...
Turtle in the Desert
One day there was a man driving his old Pickup...
Turtle Crossing
Why did the turtle Cross the road? To get t...
New Policy on Twelve Days...
New Policy on Twelve Days
Effective immedia...
Turtles
A blonde is like a turtle. If either one is on ...
Blonde Cashier
A man walks in to an auto store and asks the bl...
Motorized Wheelchairs
I was looking at this parked, motorized wheelc...
What in the World?
What does the turtle do in the Olympics?
The h...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a l...
Why Did the Turtle.....
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
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Yo Momma
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are s...
Turtle
A very drunk man goes into a bar and orders a d...
Doing Nothing - A Lesson in Life
Mr. Turtle was walking down the road when he sp...
Questions Even Einstien Couldn't Answer
If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or home...
The Party III
A man goes to a fancy dress party, dressed from...
Dining Out
A woman in a cafe had ordered turtle soup, but ...
The Elephant and the Turtle
An elephant was drinking out of a river one day...
What To Do On A Paper You Don't Care About!
45 Fun Things to Do on a Paper You Don't Care A...
Turtle
Jenny: How did the turtle cross the freeway?
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Some friends and I were going to a Halloween party...
My friends Warren, Nicholas, and I were going t...