Turtle Jokes

Turtle Jokes

Blonde and a Turtle


Q: Whats the similarity of a blonde and a turt...

Turtle Soup


"Turtle Soup"


Waitress walks up to a man and...

Bart's Lines


On the television show "The Simpsons" Bart can...

Bart at the chalkboard!


The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows ...

Betcha $500.00!


A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle i...

YO MOMMA TURLRTE...


Yo Momma is like a turtle if she falls on her ...

Turtle in the Desert


One day there was a man driving his old Pickup...

Turtle Crossing


Why did the turtle Cross the road? To get t...

New Policy on Twelve Days...


New Policy on Twelve Days


Effective immedia...

Turtles

A blonde is like a turtle. If either one is on ...

Blonde Cashier

A man walks in to an auto store and asks the bl...

Motorized Wheelchairs

I was looking at this parked, motorized wheelc...

What in the World?

What does the turtle do in the Olympics?
The h...

Baby Turtle

A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a l...

Why Did the Turtle.....

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?




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Yo Momma

Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are s...

Turtle

A very drunk man goes into a bar and orders a d...

Doing Nothing - A Lesson in Life

Mr. Turtle was walking down the road when he sp...

Questions Even Einstien Couldn't Answer

If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or home...

The Party III

A man goes to a fancy dress party, dressed from...

Dining Out

A woman in a cafe had ordered turtle soup, but ...

The Elephant and the Turtle

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day...

What To Do On A Paper You Don't Care About!

45 Fun Things to Do on a Paper You Don't Care A...

Turtle

Jenny: How did the turtle cross the freeway?

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Some friends and I were going to a Halloween party...

My friends Warren, Nicholas, and I were going t...