A man is invited to a fancy dress party.
However, when he turns up, he's wearing his normal clothes, and has a woman draped over his back.
The party host walks up to him after a few minutes and asks him where his costume is.
"This is my costume," the man replies, "I'm a turtle."
The host then asks him who the woman is that he has draped over his back.
"Oh, her? That's Michelle."
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