Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Turtle Jokes
One I made up.....
What do you call a cross between a dog and a tu...
A Lorry carrying 1,000 Tortoises crashed into a Lorry carrying 1,000 Terrapins...
It was a turtle disaster.
i have a very frustrated pet at home...
its a turtle that loves to chase cars
Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?
Rigor tortoise.
How did the turtle call his friends?
...on his shellphone
What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?
a Snapping Turtle
A Physicist, a Biologist, and a Mathematician...
A Physicist, a Biologist, and a Mathematician a...
Life is like a baby turtle
You don't know if you're gona make it.
What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?
Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)
A hare, turtle, and a centipede ran out of beer at a party..
Wanting to keep the party alive the tortoise ha...
My uncle died from a turtle stampede.
It was a slow death.
My friend was raped by a teenager mutant ninja turtle.
He wasn't wearing a mask, so we don't know whic...
My 4 year old son just got me with a dad joke I hadn't heard before
My son was playing with his teenage mutant ninj...
My 4 year old son just got me with a dad joke I hadn't heard before.
My son was playing with his teenage mutant ninj...
3 turtles went on picnic
Once there were three turtles. One day they dec...
The Turtles :)
Once there were three turtles. One day they de...
A turtle is sitting on the side of the road.
A turtle is sitting on the side of the road whe...
What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?
Weeeeeeeeeeee
What did the snail say that was riding on a turtle's back?
WWWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
You will hate me.
What kind of picture does a turtle make?
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