A meeting was being held in the bamboo forest one sunny day in China...

A goat was on his way to the meeting when a rotten fruit flew by the goat's head and landed with a thud nearby. "Who threw that fruit!?" the goat yelled out in disgust.

"Oh my! I apologize, it's me! The panda, Ri Li! I was cleaning out my den before the meeting, you see," the panda explained.

"How rude!" the goat cried, "I will be sure to let the tiger know of your disgusting manners!" And so the goat walked away.

A crane was on her way to the meeting when a rotten fruit flew by the crane's head and landed with a thud nearby. "Who threw that fruit!?" the crane yelled out in disgust.

"Oh my! I apologize to you! It is I, the panda Hu! I was cleaning out my den before the meeting too," the panda explained.

"How vile!" the crane cried, "I will be sure to let the tiger know of your disgusting manners!" And so the crane walked away.

A turtle was on her way to the meeting when a rotten fruit flew by the turtle's head and landed with a thud nearby. "Who threw that fruit!?" the turtle yelled out in disgust.

"Oh my! I apologize, miss! I am the panda, Ja Sis! I was cleaning out my den before the meeting, I insist," the panda explained.

"How gross!" the turtle cried, "I will be sure to let the tiger know of your disgusting manners!" And so the turtle walked away.

At the head of the meeting, the tiger sat paws crossed. And with a smile he greeted the goat, the crane, and the turtle. "Hello, my friends!" he bellowed out, "What should we talk about today?"

"There are these pandas!" the goat yelled out.

"They are throwing their trash around like they own the forest!" the crane yelled as well.

"They are really stinking up the place!" the turtle yelled too.

"Woah, hold on. Who are these pandas?" the tiger asked.

"Ri Li!"

"Hu!"

"Ja Sis!"

The tiger looked confused, "I understand that. But what are their names?"

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