The boy asks, "Hey, mister! Want to help me catch a snapping turtle?"
The man says, "I don't think that's a good idea. They could bite your fingers off."
The boy replies, "Well, I've already got three."
The man grabs the boys hand and examines it.
"What are you doing, mister?"
"You said you have three, but I see ten fingers right here."
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