And he gives it a go. He shoots all targets in a flash and the owner of the gallery is stunned, but gives the man a prize; a small turtle.
The next day, the same man comes stumbling in, again very drunk, and wants to shoot again. So he clumsily grabs the gun and starts shooting and yet again, he manages to shoot all targets. The owner scratches his head but still gives the man his prize; another small turtle.
Third day; same story. The drunk manages to hit the targets even faster than ever! The owner is flabbergasted but gives him a different prize; a goldfish, to which the drunk replies:
'Where are the crunchy cookies?'
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