A BBS Commandment
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The Top 17 Indications Your Family May Be Dysfunctional
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A BBS Commandment
15. Thou shalt not post messages while drunk.
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A BBS Commandment
9. Thou shalt delete thine olden messages.
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Things Will Rogers Never Said
(but probably wishes he had)
Every teen-ager...
The Top 16 Rejected Names for Gated Communities
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A Visitor's Guide to Dallas, TX
. . . life in America's fifth largest city.
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corporate mergers
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The Top 15 Changes if the "Matrix" Films Were Cast With Other Actors
15> "Is meesa really The One?"
14> Bob...
Signs You're Really Broke
American Express calls and says: "Leave home w...