The Top 14 Signs Your Neighbor is Preparing a Y2K Bunker


14> He keeps asking if your daughters are "good breeding stock."


13> Her excuse for running over your dog? "There was a freeze-dried ice cream sale at Wal-Mart."


12> You catch him throwing cans of Spam into what you thought was an old tree stump.


11> Asks if you know anyone who would like five thousand bags of topsoil.


10> Turret with gun barrel now poking up from his kid's sandbox.


9> Fido's been getting into their flower bed for years, but this is his first land mine detonation.


8> He's throwing a New Years Eve party for "all fertile women ages 18-35."


7> What looks like a cement truck is now filling her empty pool with pork 'n' beans.


6> For weeks, he's been trying to develop a taste for his own urine.


5> Shows you her new cookbook, "450 Recipes for Rice-a-Roni."


4> Says he's building a wine cellar -- but the trucks are delivering malt liquor and Ripple.


3> Says his new shotgun is for "keeping mutants away from the womenfolk."


2> Abandons his Noah's Ark Recreation project and to slaughter and salt-cure the pairs of animals instead.


1> "Kidnap a Hooters waitress and repopulate the Earth" seems like an odd New Year's resolution.


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