Some useful descriptions of people you may encounter from day to day:-----------------------------Not the sharpest knife in the drawerGot into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watchingA room temperature IQGot a full 6-pack, but he's missing the plastic thingy that holds themtogether A photographic memory, but the lens cap is glued on Bright as Alaska in DecemberDuring evolution, his ancestors were in the control groupOne celled organisms outscore him on IQ testsFell out of the family tree Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming He's so dense that light bends around him If he were any more stupid, you'd have to water him twice a week Its hard to believe that he beat out 100,000 other sperm
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