A few suggestions for corporate mergers: - PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Keebler, to be called Poly-Warner-Cracker - Yahoo and Netscape-to be called Net'nYahoo - 3M and Good year, to be called MMM-Good - Knotts Berry Farm and National Organization for Women-to be called Knott NOW - Federal Express and UPS, to be called FED UP- Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.- Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild.- John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi- Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home- Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine- 3M, J.C. Penney, Metropolitan Opera Company: 3 Penney Opera- Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Poupon Pants- Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da- Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
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