There are only ten times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
----Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Ghere did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
----Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
----Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
----Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
----Pythagoras, 526 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
----Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
----Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers.... My ass!"
----Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
----Bill Clinton, 1999
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
---- Saddam Hussein, March 2003
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