Top-lists Jokes

Top-lists Jokes

Bart Simpson's Punishment


The opening credits of "The Simpsons" shows Ba...

The Top 15 Things Celebrities Are Giving Up for Lent


15> Siegfried and Roy -- pork chop codpiece...

The Top 14 Ways TopFive Contributors Celebrated National Humor Month


14> Rousing game of Pin the Hair Plug on th...

Top Ten List of Silliest Questions asked on a Cruise Ship


Top Ten List of Silliest Questions asked on a ...

7 Signs you're at a funeral for a NASCAR fan


1 ) Casket features GM Goodwrench paint scheme...

The Top 16 Ways to Commit Suicide After the Stock Market Crash


The Top 16 Ways to Commit Suicide After the St...

Galaxy-4 Satellite Malfunction


The Top 17 Other Effects of the Galaxy 4 Sate...

People born in 1982...


Just in case you weren't feeling too old today...

Worst Things To Hear At A Nuclear Power Plant


1. Fission shmission, relax, I'll increase the...

A BBS Commandment


20. Thou shalt observe BBS time limits.

Words of wisdom from Homer Simpson


"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's...

The Top 14 Worst Rollercoaster Names


14. The Dependsinator


13. The Made-in-Taiwa...

Just the Facts


1. The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "...

The Top 10 Signs You've Got Furbymania


10. You're lined up before opening at the gas ...

Real Signs Found In Various Places


Unlike Humorless bureaucracies, real people ca...

Ways To Be Offensive At A Funeral


1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish...

30 more things we have learned from the movies


1. All grocery shopping bags contain at least ...

The Top 13 Surprise Oscar Nominations


13. Best Supporting Performance -- (TIE) Cathe...

The Top 13 Oscar Acceptance Speeches We'd Like to Hear


13> "I can really feel the love tonight -- ...

more humor


1. Depression is merely anger without enthuias...

Easy Ways to Say No


I'd love to, but...


1 I have to floss my cat...

Candy Bars Rejected by Hersheys


16. Kevorkian Krunch -- dying for some chocola...

Condom Slogans


Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh wh...

Top 10 signs your presidential candidate is under-qualified


10. Promises to improve foreign relations with...

Fifteen things it took me over 30 years to learn...


1. Never, under any circumstances, take a slee...