Top-lists Jokes

Top-lists Jokes

Top Twenty Things to do While in a Drive Thru


1. Drive through the drive thru in reverse and...

The Top 13 Signs a Video Game Is Too Realistic (Part I)


13> One of your Sims just won first place o...

How to be Annoying


Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the peo...

The Top 12 Signs It's Been a VERY Cold Winter


12> Richard Hatch starts wearing a Speedo.
...

poor


Your mama is so poor that when I walked in you...

Rejected Names for Gated Communities


28> Natalie Woods27> Dickdale26> F...

Ten Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies


11. When I shoot people, they will die quickly...

Top 7 things Elian Gonzalez's Dad said his first day in the United States


1. I want to thank your great land for not tur...

The Top 18 Cereals for Substance Abusers


18> Weedies


17> Coke Puffs


16> Su...

A BBS Commandment


1. Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart ...

Things to do at Wal-Mart


1. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an o...

15 excuses when caught sleeping at work


1 Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot...

Black kids


Why dont little black kids play in the sand bo...

Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If...


Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for ov...

The Top 16 Real Statistics That We Made Up


16> Number of dentists not intimidated by t...

16 Steps to Build a Campfire


1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave on...

The Top 16 Cities Named by Potheads


16> Cannabismark, ND


15> Tallahashish,...

A BBS Commandment


8. Thou shalt spell thy words correctly when e...

Some favorite Redundancies


* added bonus


* exactly right


* closed f...

The Top 14 Signs a Cartoon Character Is Getting Old


14> The only thing wonderful about Wonder W...

101 Ways To Annoy People (not counting this email)


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the...

The Top 15 Dishes Containing Condoms (R-rated version)


15> Porked Loins


14> McRibbed Sandwich...

Too much coffee


YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN ...

Top 10 dumb blonde inventions


1) The waterproof towel
2) Solar powered to...

The Top 16 Other Things McDonald's Hasn't Told You


16> The shakes? Also fried in beef fat.


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