Top-lists Jokes

Top-lists Jokes

A BBS Commandment


5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's passwor...

The Top 14 Words We Should Add to the English Language


14> anonymiss -- the act of forgetting some...

10 Good Reasons to buy fabric


1) It insulates the closet where it is kept.2...

The Top 15 Signs It's Time to Abandon Your Space Station


15. Breakfast, lunch & dinner, every day -...

Identifying Drivers from a Distance


HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM: One h...

You may no longer be cool if...


You find yourself listening to talk radio.
You...

A BBS Commandment


22. Thou shalt not ask stupid questions that a...

A BBS Commandment


25. Thou shalt not hack.

How to Be Annoying


Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the peo...

20 things we have learned from the movies


1. During all police investigations it will be...

Ways to be annoying in computer labs


46. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the sc...

Ten Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies


1. No matter what my problem is, it's the faul...

A BBS Commandment


17. If thou doth promise to reply to a message...

The Top 13 Rejected Action Hero Catch Phrases


13> "Let's agree to disagree, punk."


12&g...

A BBS Commandment


24. Thou shalt not violate applicable state/fe...

Polite ways to tell a male he needs to zip up: By David Letterman:


10. The cucumber has left the salad.


9. Quas...

The Top 15 MENSA Pick-Up Lines


The Top 15 MENSA Pick-Up Lines 15> 'This i...

The Top 16 Signs You're Eating a 25-Year-Old Happy Meal


16> The burger and fries taste about the sa...

Top 20 Rejected International Sports Team Names


20> Brussels Sprouts19> Cannes Openers...

The Top 15 Signs You Live in the World's Dumbest Town


15> Mayor Ryan Seacrest emcees the yearly V...

Age...


Growing old is mandatory; growing up is option...

The Top 15 Misguided Sequels (Part II)


15> The Birds II: Avian Influenza


14> ...

The Top 14 Phrases Trademarked by Celebrities


14> Pete Rose --- "Wanna bet?"


13> Mar...

The Top 15 Rediscovered Episodes of Classic TV Shows


15> Mork & Mindy: Mork is detained by t...

Words to improve your vocabulary


Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance perfo...